window-licking:

when your armpit just won’t shut up

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lovejustalittlebitharder:

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

(Source: starlightshimmerseverywhere, via seriously-youknow)

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touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

(Source: leelinschin, via somedayilldrive-closebothmyeyes)

nebularum:

i have a secret dream to one day unapologetically punch someone hard in the face.

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

accidentally walking in on your friends getting yelled at

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